I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.