apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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