My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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