I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
