I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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