I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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