PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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