i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
farters have to be the big spoon...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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