She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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