His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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