Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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