BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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