Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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