it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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