Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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