Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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