Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have fence marks all over my body
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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