Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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