Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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