Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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