Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
