Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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