Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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