If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I will pee on everything he values.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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