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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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