Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
