Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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