Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
no, he came in my armpit
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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