do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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