Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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