yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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