did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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