Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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