we have officially lost it.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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