I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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