Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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