Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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