3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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