Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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