do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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