Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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