For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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