he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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