How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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