I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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