i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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