So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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