Sponge bath it is.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
In America we eat man semen.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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