Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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