I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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