My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
