If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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