Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
