i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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