Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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