he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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