Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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