Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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